Saturday, March 25, 2006

what a week man...i have just competed in a competition which has me wait so long for my turn...

nvm bout that...the more i reveal ...the more i feel i will be revealing my true identity...

heres i poem...or a few poems...quite sick...about the toilet...what you can find on toilet walls.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
Here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...


and duh this is not written by me...found it somewhere...
ok

here are advertisements found on toilet walls...

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore FireDepartment wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:The hands that clean these toilets also make yourFood...please aim properly.


titan a.e.

till then; 2:25 PM